Monday, June 9, 2003
Life Lessons
My family and I spent three days shopping in Dallas this past week. I scored a nice stash of loot and also learned a few things along the way. First, 90% of the billboards in Dallas advertise strip clubs. Second, no one who actually lives in Dallas speaks English. Third, no matter how close your dad tells you to follow him in the car, crazy 5:00 traffic and the laws of physics dictate otherwise. Fourth, and most importantly, if three of your family members enter a gas station restroom, leave gagging, and warn you not to enter...listen to them!
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