Statement:
Let your yeas be yea and your nays be nay.

Statement in Quirky-Evasive Style:
My yeas are yea. Really, they are. Just listen. Yea. See? That was a yea. I even tried to make it come out as non-yea, but it was a full fledged yea. If you are in a crowd and they are all chanting "yea" and you are chanting "In hoc signo vinces" or "John Wayne on Mt. Parthenon", I am going to snicker. Probably other people will snicker with me. I will turn to my companion, who is much wittier than me, and wink knowingly. I am good at that. I know what he is thinking you see. We are both thinking the same thing; "That person needs to work on their yeas"